- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

hi penis ham telephone

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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