- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Andoni was here

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Gay rights.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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