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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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