- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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