- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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