- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Potassium? K.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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