- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Gustavo Andrade

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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