Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Weaner

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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