How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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