- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

i dont fisish anythi

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Cripples are lame.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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