Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Anti Joke

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