- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.