- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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