- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Cripples are lame.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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