- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

If life gives you lemonade.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

whats green and lives in the water

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Knock Knock.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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