- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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