- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock knock. Its open.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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