Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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