Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Hej Erik och Leo!!

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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