Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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