- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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