LeBron in the fourth quarter

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

roses are red poo is poo

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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