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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's big and messy? A big mess

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's just not right? Left

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

men, men like men= men+bed

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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