Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Ross.

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Anti Joke

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