Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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