- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Apple hates Blackberry.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd