Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Tilt your screen back .

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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David Cameron

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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