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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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