What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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