- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who is big and stupid My brother

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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