- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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