How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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