You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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