How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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womens rights

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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hi

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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