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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Justin Bieber.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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