- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A muslim paints Mohammed

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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