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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Screw it you write the joke.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

No soap radio

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

This is not funny.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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