How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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