Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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