- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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