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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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