- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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