- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

I'm homeless.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A muslim paints Mohammed

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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