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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Dwarf Shortage

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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