- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

I'm so punny.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

autistic kids rock

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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