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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I'm so punny.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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