No soap radio

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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