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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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