- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

i'm hard

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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