Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Urban ghettos

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

roses are red poo is poo

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Obama = ebola

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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