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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

There's my tractor.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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