What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Screw it you write the joke.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

No soap radio

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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