What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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