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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a black man? Rob

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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