- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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