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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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