- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What is 9+10? 19

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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