- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

bite me

why girl die cancer

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Dyslexia ruels!

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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