Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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