knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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