- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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