- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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