What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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