- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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