A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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