- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Why are white people white? I don't know

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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