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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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