God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why do fat people commit suicide

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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