- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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