How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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