Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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