- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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