What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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