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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What is life? Paul.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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