- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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