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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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