- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Yellow People !!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Go away still nothing to see

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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