- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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