- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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