- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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