- Anti Joke

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Stop driving smart cars you fags

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.