- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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